1. I think you should change the order of the ceremony.
2. Where's a saw? That huppah would look better if it were shorter.
3. Can't the priest's robes match the wedding colors?
4. I think you might have sat in something...brownish.
5. Where's the cake? We're not having cake?
6. Don't mind me, I'm just rearranging the seating chart.
7. Hmm. It looks like rain.
8. A wedding is not a wedding without jello shots!
9. I know you asked me not to, but I just want to say a few words...
10. I think the groom is still hiking.
Oh Lord...
Posted by: Beano | May 23, 2009 at 02:08 PM