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April 20, 2009

The Latest Trick

Have you ever found yourself about to cry in a situation when you would really rather not?

Yeah, me too.

But take heart! You too can avoid embarrassing "I cried a the Dentist" moments with my (not-yet) patented "Jack-in-the-Box" method.

Step one: Watch this commercial.


Step Two: When realizing that you are about to lose your shit, quickly imagine a random series of unrelated items. Apples! Bunnies! A rowboat! Electricity! Confetti! Keep imagining these things until the urge has passed. Repeat as necessary until you have located a friendly shoulder to cry on.

I imagine this might also work for being really, really, pissed off. Anyone with anger management issues is welcome to try it and let me know, but only if it worked.

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