Welcome the Cathedral. Isn't it pretty? Here's a big ol' Jesus, and lots of douglas fir louvers that don't move, and a floor and some pews, and way down there is a guy walking around. Thanks for coming. See you later!
Okay, I might be tempted to go into slightly more detail than that, but we'll see. In the meantime, there was a front-page article in the SF Chronicle on Saturday that you can read here.
Oh, and remember how I said the cathedral has a...feminine... feel to it? Well, our directors have suggested that the cathedral is womb-like, that it's "sacred geometry" is like a birth canal. (That's right friends, another word for "birth canal" is VAGINA.) I would usually be delighted about by the chance to say "vagina" on a tour, but docents won't have access to a defibrillator, so I'd be unable to resuscitate all the old ladies who drop dead from shock. I guess I'll have to stick to calling it a fish bladder.
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