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August 15, 2008

Top 10 Thoughts While Ascending, by The Blessed Virgin Mary



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1. Hey Guys! Here I come!

2. Wow! It's like an angel elevator.

3. I hope these angels are strong. . .

4. Maybe I should have gone on a diet.

5. Did I leave the stove on?

6. Shoot! I forgot my sunglasses.

7. All those people down there look like little ants!

8. Where's my suitcase?

9. Watch out for the birds!

10. Why didn't I wear pants?

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IC

I love the sunglasses one!

Posted by: IC | August 15, 2008 at 06:21 PM

Fr. Pat

You're a very brave woman... :-)

Posted by: Fr. Pat | August 16, 2008 at 05:45 AM

Ruth

Hilarious - did I leave the stove on? LOL

Posted by: Ruth | August 20, 2008 at 08:40 PM

laura

I'm not sure how I found this blog, but I am very entertained.
I believe I will be back.
Indeed.

Posted by: laura | August 21, 2008 at 12:03 PM

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