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August 14, 2008

Recipe for a Perfect Day

I think the last vacation post might have suggested that the vacation was an endless hell. It was not. In fact it was very nice. To redeem myself, Mr. Man suggested that I write up one of our perfect days. Here it is:

Wake up closer to noon than morning
Get amazing breakfast at the friendliest coffee joint in town
Kayak to Mirror Pond
Lunch, at the coffee joint
Hike up to a view of the valley and to watch the sunset
Bathe and get pretty
Perfect tasty dinner at someplace worth visiting twice
Relax in the hot tub
Sleep

Were I perfectly honest, I'd add 2 instances of hot sex, but I'm hoping to make a sitcom of Dirty Catholic, and the networks wouldn't like that.

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Meredith Gould

"Networks wouldn't like that"? Well, then take EWTN off your list!

Posted by: Meredith Gould | August 15, 2008 at 04:26 AM

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