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Meredith Gould

Massage, of course! Pedicure and facial? Even better.

Liam

Don't know where "a foot rub equals sex" comes from. I'd take the massage. (Gender = Male).

Dawn

If I'm having regular sex? Definitely the massage.

Alison

If I can't have them both and I'm having the sex regularly DEFINITELY the massage.

You know what? Definitely the massage regardless!!

Carol

Both my boyfriend and I vote for the massage. Maybe Mr Man is looking for a genetic defect in the wrong place.

Janet

Massage, massage, massage! (David the massage therapist at Piedmont Springs comes to mind.)

Best Brother-in-Law Ever

Which sister did you call?

DirtyCatholic

Best Brother-In-Law(for now)- I called Katie. I knew what your wife would say!

Mr. Man

This blog entry is full of lies. I am not kidding. It mischaracterizes me as a Neanderthal.

The options were:

(1) an hour of mind-blowing sex (with one or more orgasms, depending on your gender and physical abilities); or

(2) an hour of massage by a masseuse of a reasonable skill level.

(Note that these options may not have been explicitly stated, but they were crystal clear, at least in my head.)

By the way, the "foot rub = sex" did not come from me. I happily give Dirty Catholic foot (and calf, mind you) rubs and massages without any request, demand, or expectation of or for anything in return. HOWEVER, I would expect that a happy, satisfied, relaxed newlywed bride basking in the glow of a wonderful professional-level massage would WANT to make sweet sweet monkey love with her newlywed husband who loves her very much (especially naked).

That is all. Please feel free to vote again now that you have all the information.

Katie

I can give myself an orgasm. I cannot give myself a professional massage. SO: massage.

Marika

I'm with Katie on this. Massage for SURE.

your oldest sister

Sorry "Best Brother-in-law-ever"...I think I have to go with a massage.

Oldest sister

Katie does have a really good point

Amy

MASSAGE!!!!

MoMo

Clearly, the massage is the obvious winner. Every time.

Lynnster

Massage. NO doubt.

Michelle

I agree with Katie. Orgasm, I can give myself. Massage, I can't.

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Catholic Kitsch Shop


  • Folk Mass is so passe. It's all about the glam-rock Mass today.

  • Because Jesus prefers to get it in writing.

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  • Breakfast IS miraculous.

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