Gender Identity Issues

Oh, our poor Buffy. About 2 weeks ago she began making a sound that was very much like a rooster's crow. (Don't let any one tell you it's "cock-a-doodle-doo." It's more like "Ur-ur-ur-uuuuurr!") Anyhoo, I ran outside and pointed at her and said, in my voice of authority, "Stop that or I'll turn you into stew!"

She stopped for a week or two but is back at it again and no matter of threatening will stop her. Luckily, she only crows around 8am, and only about 4 or 5 times. The neighbors have been very nice about the whole thing since she's quieter than the dogs (and babies!) nearby. But sadly, keeping roosters is illegal where we live.

I really want to keep her, but her physical attributes are all pointing to the fact that she is probably a rooster, even if her friendly and docile personality makes me think she's a hen.
 
Well Crap.

 Does anyone want a rooster that thinks it's a hen?

Comments

[Paul Canavese]

You don't seem to be the only one with this problem.

"Rooster on the wrong side of the gender gap"
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/07/12/HO9O11AE8H.DTL