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May 08, 2008

Things I've Forgotten Repeatedly This Week

1. To put the chickens away ("Why does it sound like the chickens are pecking at the door again?")

2. To call my parents back ("Your message said you'd call me back, but I've called three times!")

3. To put on deodorant ("What's that smell? Oh crap! It's me!")

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Alison

I don't readily admit this to everyone, but with you I'll share. I routinely forget to put on deodorant! It's sad really....

Posted by: Alison | May 09, 2008 at 07:36 AM

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