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May 13, 2008

Musicial Differences

You have no idea how difficult it is to keep your game face on when the devout 80-year-old woman you are listening to keeps referring to the pianist as "the penis."

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Amy

So this guy walks into a bar and pulls out a box containing a tiny piano and a twelve-inch pianist...

(Guess it's better when Krusty the Klown tells it.)

Posted by: Amy | May 15, 2008 at 10:15 AM

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