So, I know you're busy with world peace and all, but could you please heal my chicken?
I know there are tons of kids with cancer who's parents are also praying, but if you have time, could you throw some efficacious-God-healing-power toward...my chicken?
I know it's your will and all, but really, how is a backyard chicken's living or dying going to disrupt your grand plan? So why not let her live?
Did you get that? Sick chicken? Needs help? Thanks.
ps- Thanks for the help with the chicken. Now can you help her fly?
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Folk Mass is so passe. It's all about the glam-rock Mass today.
Because Jesus prefers to get it in writing.
A gift for your favorite RCIA drop-out.
Breakfast IS miraculous.
He'd stop looking at all that porn, you pervert.
Because the only thing missing from the Fatima apparitions? Unicorns.
My solar-powered-virgin can beat up your glow-in-the-dark St. Joseph.
There's nothing like taking a shower with the Pope.
The perfect box for your Lenten lunches.
She looks just like my principal in 4th grade. Her breath probably smells better, though.
Now you can say with authority, "Jesus told me so!"
Nicotine patch not working? Try some good old fashioned Catholic guilt!
There's no time like Easter to say, "I hope you move away."
Just in time for the Papal visit. Prove you know who he was before everyone started calling him "Pope Benny."
I'm guessing "making out with a cutie" isn't on their list of "fun."
Uhm, I believe the correct Latin term is "Fr. What-a-Waste." See MightyGoods for more info!
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