Dear Natural Home Cleaning Professionals,
I love you. Will you marry me?
This is how it works, isn't it? We get married so that you'll stay forever and never go away? Pay no attention to the fact that I am already married and that I am, technically, proposing a plural marriage with your whole staff. Those are just silly details. I am in love.
You are very professional, efficient, and friendly. In 2 short hours, you've turned my shabby, chicken-shat-upon house into a sweet-smelling, dust-free utopia of cleanliness.
You don't try to kill me with toxins, using only natural and crazy-chemical free products.
You accept me for who I am, and don't mind that I work in the backyard and keep chickens in my office.
Even my husband is happy with you, though he's never met you. He's very picky about justice, health care, and quality of life issues, and you are too!
In short, you are amazing. If you don't want to marry me, I'll understand. But let's at least work out some sort of long-term relationship. Now that we've met, I don't think I could live without you.
With deepest affection,
DC
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