After 5 years of dealing with First Communicants and 1 month of dealing with Chickens, I present:
The Striking Similarities of Chickens & First Communicants:
1. They follow the one in front of them, even if the one in front of them has no idea what s/he's doing.
2. When you say, "Come here," they don't.
3. "Bewildered" is their most common facial expression.
4. They like to pick at whatever is nearest to them.
5. The girls have funny things on their heads.
6. The boys are noisy.
7. You have to chase down the one that you need.
8. They don't want to be where you want them to be.
9. Most adults lose their capacity for rational thought in their presence.
10. They have a hard time paying attention to anything for longer than a minute.
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