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February 08, 2008

Goodbye, Sweet World (or, I'm Gonna Die)

We're leaving for Yosemite this evening, where we will ski ten miles IN THE SNOW (uphill both ways) and get eaten by bears.

Though Mr. Man has proven bear offending skills, I am afraid that a pack of people covered in peanut butter and honey sandwiches might be too much to resist.

If they come after us, I'm going to offer my sister-in-law as an appetizer.

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sarah (the sister in law)

Hey wait a second --- do you mean me? I don't want to be an appetizer!

Posted by: sarah (the sister in law) | February 08, 2008 at 10:12 AM

jvclaire

Yeah... I think this time Mr. Man should do something modern... I think he could certainly work it to Amy Winehouse or Kanye West. How about a Grammys dedication for the young bears?

Posted by: jvclaire | February 10, 2008 at 08:00 AM

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